" you are one of the miracles of creation. Address yourself with respect and wonder." (source unknown, but if you know it, let me know!)
I'm sorry for often times making mean comments about you and telling you that you need to lose 10 pounds, or that you look like road kill when you get up in the morning. You were knit together perfectly, and you deserve for me to treat you with respect and wonder. I promise to start being nicer to you from now on.